But for reasons that still elude me, I really wanted to do triathlon. So I cobbled together knowledge from swimmer friends, fellow tri bloggers, my triathlete PT, and the little bit of coaching I've been able to afford along the way.
Moving up to 70.3 this season was a huge motivator, in an abject fear of the swim cutoff kind of way.
I knew my regular routine of slogging through junk yards at the gym wasn't going to cut it. Especially after months of recovery from plastic surgeries, followed by my compressed spinal cord situation, kept me out of the water for over a year... and let's be real, I hadn't been in it all that much since my comically bad performance in the 2015 Chicago Tri that I won't even pretend was due to the 58 degree lake.
I had always assumed I'd go to the Master Swim class at my gym once I was ready to take the next step. But it's currently not happening due to lack of instructor, so I was on my own.
Started researching training plans. Understood I had to add things like drills and speedwork.
Quickly discovered that I can't keep track of it all in my head.
Then I remembered seeing swim sets being laid out for the Master Swim on the white board at the lap pool. Thought about using that, but since I'm not an experienced swimmer, I couldn't entirely figure out the cryptic notes.
I needed something simple. So, I made myself a card that incorporated options for all the various types of swim training plans and drills I've seen floating around tri geek world.
Then, I...
- Laminated it to make it waterproof and dry erasable
- Punched a hole in it
- Used a binder ring to hang it from my swim bag
Before I head to the gym, all I have to do is fill out the card with the swim sets in the training plan.
The only catch is if I shove it in my bag, the dry erase can rub off. But I'm too lazy to bring the hard copy of the workout and a dry erase marker to the gym, so I just try to be careful not to rub too much off.
It sits poolside, right next to my pull buoy and other related torture devices.
Sometimes I secretly use checking it as an excuse to take a few extra seconds of break between hard sets. It makes me look like some fancy athlete doing something all official when the truth is I'm just a terrible swimmer with no stamina in the water.
But it really has helped a ton. I waste a lot less time pausing between sets trying to remember what the hell I was supposed to do next, or counting on my fingers trying to sort out how many more laps are left of a given set.
It helped take my tri swim from abysmal to below average. That's a big win for me.
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| The guy crawling behind me was all of us after that unbelievably hard swim. Rescue pulled 210 athletes from the lake that day. |
Of course, we all know you never know what race day will bring. In the case of Steelhead 70.3 2018, it brought huge waves and, because Lake Michigan is a fickle bitch, an are you freaking kidding me wetsuit optional water temp of 76.4. Hundreds of us opted in, because we like not drowning.
This picture is of me frantically checking my watch as I cross the timing mat to find out if I was disqualified after surviving the uphill swim through the washing machine stuck on the murder cycle.
I squeaked in with 2:34 to spare.
I couldn't have made it without the focused effort I made in the pool with an appropriate training plan, made easier with this swim training aid.
If you're like me, you're heading into winter thinking about
You can make your own handy dandy swim training card with this free PDF download.
Laminator not included. Sorry, Google hasn't sorted out how to digitize that yet. But they assure me they'll get to work on it as soon as they nail down the self driving cars.
At some point I'll write the race report for Steelhead. It was an epic personal victory. I cried a lot.
