Took my measurements so I could order a Halloween costume. Because we all know they run about 3 sizes smaller than the size on the label, and if you don't order by measurements... and the individual manufacturer's randomly generated size chart... and then still order a size up... you're likely to get an outfit that will look lovely on a doll, but has no actual connection to clothing an adult could get into.
Anyway. I discovered I've lost 4 inches off my bust.
Yeah.
So THAT'S where that last 10 pounds came from. Well. At least it 'splains why my shirts suddenly fit so much better.
But if I could make a request to the Powers That Be... next time you're carving 4 inches off my bod, couldja please take a whack at my ass?
1 comment:
Four inches is good!
(But my experiences with the PTB is that they do what they want. They flat out refuse to take pounds from my belly!)
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