I Love My Friends

One of my nearest and dearest sent me this today. I am so blessed to have friends close enough they aren't put off by funeral formalities and are able to give me a good laugh when I need it most.

Whatever you give a woman, she will multiply.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her crap...

You'll get back more shit than any human being can handle.