Nightmare? Or New Sport?

Last night I had a seriously bizarro dream - one of those dreams that feel totally real, like there's no doubt it's happening at the time even though you're saying to yourself "huh, I don't remember an ocean at the south end of the U of I campus."

So OK. Here it goes. I was racing in a short-ish sprint distance pseudo-Xterra kind of tri being run around U of I. Nothing too strange there, right? (except for the obvious "wha?!" factor of U of I campus having "off road" elements - I mean it's not that odd for a triathlete who went to UIUC to dream about a tri around the school).

Here's the bizarro factor of this race. At each transition... drumroll please... you had to take a calculus test before you could run the next leg.

Oh, and I guess it was a little weird that transitions were in dorm rooms.