(In which I was getting ready for bed at the end of a horribly bad day, when I'd been very, very sick and couldn't get or keep down much of anything)
Me (brushing teeth, noting pink swirl down drain): That's Just Fucking GREAT!
Wonderful Husband: What?
Me: I'm miserable enough as it is, I've got every single pregnancy symptom except ONE!! And now here it is...
WH: What?
Me: Bleeding gums.
WH: I'm sorry sweetie. That really sucks.
Pause.
Me: *blink* *blink*
Me: Hmmm. Oh. Maybe it's from the strawberry jello....
3 comments:
Your blog used to be fun to read before you got knocked up. Now all you do is piss and moan. Isn't there like a support group for this kind of thing? It may do you some good. Good luck with all of your problems.
I always thought of my blog as my support group. Poor anon doesn't get it.
Strawberry jello? Ewwww!
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