Phone call to Best Friend: Hey, you got a test?
BF: Yeah. You late again dude?
Me: Yeah. Probably nothing as usual. But I should check, I feel funny this time.
BF: We're going out on the boat. I'll tape it to the door.
BF phone call to me: You take it yet?
Me: No. I haven't had to pee yet.
BF: TAKE THE TEST ALREADY!!! I'm going crazy over here!
Me: Whatever dude. How many times have we done this?
BF: TAKE IT! And CALL ME.
Me: OK, OK.
After about 8 seconds: I'm not looking... I'm not looking... OHMYGOD. NO. That was NOT two lines. It hasn't been two minutes yet. I'm not looking....
After about 30 seconds: Holy shit.
Me to WH: HOLY SHIT. IS THAT TWO LINES?!?!
WH to me: That would be two lines.
Me on phone to BF: DUDE THERE'S TWO LINES.
BF: Holy shit dude.
6 comments:
Many, MANY congrats! Now you and Trisaratops can co-host your own podcast about pregancy and tris :-)
Congratulations!!!! I hope you get over the feeling crappy part soon so you can move on to total joy. If you're interested in some great mommy blogs, check out:
http://www.dooce.com/
http://www.mommyneedscoffee.com/
They are both hilarious.
LOL! this cracks me up. Of course, this is a conversation you'll remember forever.
(and did I mention I hate the new blogger?, can't sign in with my real profile anymore...)
Hee hee!
How OCD am I that I didn't trust the "lines" and wanted to buy the one with words?
So. Sad.
:)
Dude, you call each other Dude, how cute is that? ;)
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